The Infamous Ellen James (Infamous, #1)

The Infamous Ellen James (Infamous, #1) Meet Twenty Eight Year Old Ellen James A Sarcastic, Feisty, Foul Mouthed ER Nurse She Is Snarky, Sassy, And Sometimes Crudely Inappropriate After A Terrible Breakup With Her Fianc , Ellen Has Promised Herself That She Will Never Make The Mistake Of Falling For Another Man Again And Physicians, Well She S Than Written Them OffOnce She Meets Sexy Trauma Surgeon, Dr Trent Hamilton, This Promise Is Unbelievably Hard To Keep This Too Hot For Ellen S Own Good Man Is Undeniably Sexy And Down Right Irresistible He Leaves Her Breathless, Speechless, And Irritatingly Turned On He Makes Her Fantasize About Him In All Kinds Of Dirty, Inappropriate WaysWith The Help Of Her Obnoxious, And Often Times Hilarious Best Friend Amy, Ellen Will Find Herself In Several Crazy, Embarrassing Situations This Is A Story Of Friendship, Love And How One Very Sarcastic Woman Can Find The Strength To Pick Up The Pieces After Having Her Heart Broken In Her First Novel, NA Alcorn Provides Interesting Takes On The Word Vagina, While Giving You A Reason To Re Think Your Next Visit To The Emergency Room This Book Is Bound To Make You Laugh, Smile, And Provide You With Enough Sarcasm To Choke Your Grandmother No, NA Doesn T Want Anything Bad To Happen To Your Grandma Ruth, But She Does Want You To Strongly Consider Re Naming Your Vibrator After A Guy Who S At The Top Of Your Spank Bank Rotation Be Prepared For Dripping Juice Boxes, Awkward Pelvic Thrusting, And A Little Suspense To Keep Your Snatch On Edge Warning This Novel Contains Explicit Sex, Profanity And Far Too Much Vaginal Humor This Novel Is Not Meant For Anti Fornicators, Up Tight Prudes, Or Virgins Who Refuse To Go To Pound Town

Author of the Infamous Series.The Infamous Ellen James Dec 2013Avoiding Amy Jackson Feb 2014Finding Lizzy Montgomery Summer 2014Avid reader.Tequila enthusiast Smut addict Lover of all things inappropriate and perverted.

❮Epub❯ ➤ The Infamous Ellen James (Infamous, #1)  ➣ Author N.A. Alcorn –
  • Kindle Edition
  • 289 pages
  • The Infamous Ellen James (Infamous, #1)
  • N.A. Alcorn
  • English
  • 10 April 2019

10 thoughts on “The Infamous Ellen James (Infamous, #1)

  1. says:

    3.5 stars Great humor, likeable characters, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many references to the vagina and all the other variations of that word Don t get me wrong, this book was down right funny at times But the same joke told over and over got OLD Nearly all of the humor and dialogue hinged on references to body parts, most particularly the vagina and its many other names No matter what Elle was doing working, drinking, golfing, fucking etc the endless bombardment of crude body part jokes ensued Page after page after page, and it never let up until the end At first I actually enjoyed it and found it hilarious, but it wore on me quickly It was like listening to your favorite song over and over and over and over until you find yourself wanting your ears to bleed out just to stop the music Let me sum it up what got really old, really fast of vagina references 58 of cunt references 15 of pussy references 32 of labia references 9 of muff references 12 of snatch references 15 of fuck references 100 of cock references 89Luckily, the last 20% of the book takes a turn and tones it way down, and it had a strong ending that finally showed some depth to these shallow characters The ending made up for a lot of frustration, and I ended up enjoying the book enough to give it 3.5 stars For me, I think a good bit of editing to remove at least half of the va jay jay, juice box, muff lips etc references would have gone a long way in improving this one I would read this author again in a heartbeat if only I can be assured there are far less repetitive references to body parts.

  2. says:

    11 18 Five Big Bold Hysterical Triple Plow PLEASE Trent Hamilton Loving Stars After doing nothing but reading this book for a day, all I can honestly say right now is WOW I have a fever and the only cure is Trent Hamilton The Hamiltonian Effect is in full swing over here.My full review will come after the blog tour, but I have to say this The Infamous Ellen James is one of the best books I ve read in 2013 The prologue sucked me in fast, the entire story was engaging, and the epilogue had me smiling through happy tears It s refreshing, funny, and sinfully sexy Not to mention completely original with kick ass characters I want Ellen James to be my bff and I want to steal Trent Hamilton from her at the same time I laughed, I swooned, I had to bite my cheeks to try to stop the tears from coming This book has it all and I can t wait for y all to read it 11 17 This baby is on my KINDLE Woot ARC kindly provided by the author in exchange for an honest review.

  3. says:

    Okay, this is not a book that will win any Pulitzer Prize.but hell, it wins hands on for being such a funny read I had a smile on my face whilst reading about snarky, sassy and foul mouth Ellen James s life as a nurse and her problems with love Great characters, awesome and dirty dialogue Can we finish this conversation tomorrow I have to get ready for work Sure I can t wait to rehash how some guy refused to make boom boom with my so called drunken vagina, Amy rolls her eyes dramatically as she uses her fingers for air quotes.Looks like I m going to have my work cut out for me with this situation.Swoony hero..Dr Trent Hamilton..ooh I m falling in love with you too, sweetheart I know you re scared, and I know the shit that dickless douchebag put you through has you doing everything in your power to never go through something like that again, but I m not him, baby Don t run from it Fall with me Be with me, Ellie I want to give you every part of myself I want to be the reason you wake up every day with a smile on your beautiful face God, Ellie You own me You fucking have me by the balls and I don t even care If you want to read something light and funny.this is the book for you Now, onto Amy s story next

  4. says:

    4 funtastic stars Now I m not going to lie and say this is the best story I ve ever read because I d be lying I will say it was one if the most entertaining and I was cracking up so much and reading with a smile on my face.If you liked Greys anatomy then you d like this I don t know but I got that vibe while reading.Why I think that Firstly Trent is a Dr, a trauma surgeon so many hours in the OREllen is a nurse but also in same medical field Ellen s best friend is Amy another fellow nurse and roommate who so much reminds me of Christina Yang These two are crazyyyy funny Ellen is sworn off relationships since her ex fucked her over until she meets Trent aka Dr Beautiful aka Dr ThrustInsta attraction and some bloody funny thoughts and moments see my status updates and lots of boooooze So this is a fun fun fun read which is guaranteed to keep you entertained

  5. says:

    3.5 Too Much Vagina Talk and Not Enough Action Stars Hi my name is Ellen James and I love to talk about my vagina I love to see how many variations of names I can come up with for my vagina I love to use my vagina Let me break it down for you.this book was centered around two things.theand drinking.Copious amounts of drinking We re talking full on hammered, doing stupid shit drinking And not just a night or almost every single night Ellen and her BFF Amy are drinking How these two managed to drink as much as they did and get up and go to work in the emergency room of a hospital is BEYOND ME Ellen and our hero Trent first meet while Ellen is giving a presentation at a conference Wait that s not right.her vagina was definitely saying YES, but her heart was saying NO After all, she was an engaged woman Until she goes home to find her soon to be hubby in bed with someone else Flash forward 3 months and in an effort to forget about said adultery Ellen and Amy DRINK Shocking right They drink at home, they go out and drink, they drink in the morning, they drink in the afternoon, they drink before golf tournaments.In the meantime, Trent, aka Dr Thrust Me has temporarily taken over for another surgeon at the hospital where Ellen works do things like that even happen.NowBecause I am not going to lie.Trent and Ellen were HOT And they proceed to In fact, I would give the Trent and Ellen show a solid 4 4.5 stars The Ellen and Amy show like 3 stars If that portion had been toned down a smidge I could have given this one a higher rating overall There was some drama thrown in to keep things interesting And there definitely were some LOL moments The rest just felt forced and too OTT It seemed to be the same drunken debauchery over and over and over again I don t know.I was just It took me three days to finish this book which is UNHEARD OF for me This one could have been really great so I m kind of bummed Ellen and Trent do get view spoiler their HEA complete with an engagement and pregnancy hide spoiler

  6. says:

    Snarky, funny, sexy

  7. says:

    Total 43 CentsI just want to clear the air before I get on with my review First, this review is most likely bias It is unavoidable I have known about this book from the very beginning I have read chapters when N.A was wigging out, I have had conversations and brainstorming sessions about these characters So to me they exist Quiet realistically, if I may add Ellen, Trent, Amy and every other character in this debut novel have swum around in my head for months I know them I get them They are my people They aren t exactly MY babies per se, but they are a sort of fictional niece newphew ish entity in my mind as they were created by someone as close to me as my own sister.That brings me to point number two, I love N.A Alcorn I m not gushing here folks We driven miles to be together, spoken on the phone almost everyday, our husbands have been wickedly drunk together and I ve met her mother Hi, MOM So, yeah, it s like that.I don t have a problem admitting that this review may be bias, but you know what All of my reviews are, because they are MY reviews And because I personally know the author, that happens to factor in to my The Infamous Ellen James experience That s that.Plot 7 This is a story about being who you are, going for what you want and friendship It isn t a crazy maze of plot twists It isn t Jane Eyre It is Ellen James In the beginning of this novel, the main character suffers a humiliating blow to her heart and her ego Instead of working through those issues, she chooses to booze it up with her best friend, get laid and live That s pretty damn true to what most women in that situation would eventually get around to, after they do the depressed bit which she also does It isn t until she begins to feel what really love, fun and honest love, is like does she really start to see how different that kind of heartbreak would be.The Infamous Ellen James is the crass and vulgar tale of a couple of people who fall in love for all the right reasons.Main Characters 4 I adore Ellen, I can actually hear her speaking I love swearing, I love being raunchy and probably offensive with my closest friends I get that type of dialog She felt like someone I would hang out with She drinks a little than I do, but I d try to keep up I thought that the basis of her character being a nurse was original, as I have never read about one and that led to some funny situations in her day to day life I love that she seems so brash on the outside and is so insecure and vulnerable on the inside She s great.Trent is a wet dream No, I think I have had wet dreams with this fictional character While reading I always wanted and and of him He wasn t that typical alpha, he wasn t a bad boy, he was just a smoking hot surgeon He didn t have too many un likeable qualities, which should make him tops I could have stood for a little rougher edge to him, or a crack in his shiny exterior That s probably because I m a sick and am never satisfied classic Mo.Secondary Characters 4 Amy is eccentric and colorful and probably one of the best friends I ve ever read She s loyal and she d fight tooth and nail for Ellen A lot like Ellen, which isn t that far fetched because they are best friends, she is blunt and isn t too shy to those she s close with Lizzy was really interesting I dig her a lot She s the total opposite of dynamically sinful duo She s a bit up tight, she is reserved and conservative I thought her character added great contrast I would love secondary action in the next installment in series.Setting 3 You guys know how I like travel This book doesn t have that element, specifically, but it doesn t stand still at all either There are many locations and scenes and all of them written really well I would have loved to go to Seattle, maybe I can get a private Trent in Seattle prequel A girl can dream and Christmas is coming Again, I haven t read many hospital romances so that atmosphere was new to me in a behind the scenes way.Humor 5 I have the pleasure of knowing the rhythm of Ms Alcorn s banter and her phrasing when she speaks That honestly gives me the advantage But I love it While reading, there were parts of the book that were WAY too true to my life, ehem, well sort of I laughed all the time I love that shocking, OMG, whaaaa that sometimes happened when I read certain scenes I can recall her telling me in shorthand, countless time, about something she was writing and would think is she serious She was It works for her style or writing and I can t get enough Plus, my text to read Kindle robot sounded fucking insane and I found it difficult to listen while driving.Vocab 3 I loved the alliteration N.A uses in terms of her genitalia and other s equally private parts It is explicit However, I speak fluent shit ass fuck and it seemed like I was just listening to my foul mouth friend tell a story That is probably the best part about how she writes It s written like a casual conversation I m drawn to that She doesn t underestimate her readers, but disguising words with too many elaborate words just to sound like a great writer She writes honestly and I appreciate that.A R 5 This book had my attention for like seven months So, it had my fucking attention I thought about it before it was given to me to read I was hand fed chapters here and there and I loved every morsel I couldn t wait for what was next I would think about things I wanted to happen and then I would call N.A subliminally hinting to make the story go my way Sometimes it worked, sometimes not so much In all, I have probably read this book nothing short of three times already.Steam 4 This book is erotic There It has the all of it You like bj s It s in there You like self love That is there, too There isn t much that isn t in this book in terms of nookie The scenes were hot Trent is really hot He s sexy and he says all the right things And I m insanely jealous of Ellen s nipples.Value 4 The Infamous Ellen James is priced very fairly, 2.99 For a book that is a red coochy hair shy of 300 pages, I think it is a very reasonable price tag in today s market for that genre I d buy it for that price and feel like I got a really fantastic deal I got the best deal as I received, albeit at many stages, an ARC for my love and companionship I mean my honest opinion.Ending 4 This book can be read as a stand alone, because there isn t a cliffhanger I m told, in confidence, that the next books in the series focus on other female characters that we meet in N.A Alcorn s debut novel I loved the way it ended and especially since the last juicy chapter is in Trent s POV Yum He s a doll The ending is HEA and I particularly loved Georgia Anyone that doesn t is a real wanger.I will surely read of this author, by choice or any other reality that is possible being friends with an author If you like funny, romantic reads that are light on the drama and angsty I would defiantly recommend you choose this one next.Also, there is a sneak peek at the end by some I don t know crazy blogger turned first time author that I really hope you like Wink.

  8. says:

    2.5 stupidly silly STARSGenre Hospital romance.Cover Doesn t match with what s inside 4 10Writing style 5 10Heroine 5 10Hero 8 10Amount of humor Though it didn t all make me laugh, it s full of it 10 10I think I felt the same as most of the other readers we wanted a dual POV It starts with Trent s POV, and I kept on waiting for him to talk again The setting was great, kind of Scrubs style, the main characters are hospital workers I liked Ellen s and Trent s characters What really let it down for me was the humor It was jam packed of things that were supposed to be funny, but didn t really reach the spot Some bits did really make me LOL, but those were few and far between So while all these funny things were going on, ALL THE TIME, I was just thinking yeah, ok, it s not really amusing, get to the story, I want to see Trent , or actually find this funny The humor is crude and silly Which I usually like, but it s far too silly It went OTT to the point of not being funny and just being annoying It made the book very difficult to finish I might try the next book, depending on the reviews.More story less silly please.

  9. says:

    I really wanted to like this one, but the potty mouthed childish humor did me in I have read other books where I didn t mind this aspect, but maybe because these people are professional, nurses and doctors, it made me think less of them I had a hard time with Ellen, her life was one big joke after another, with her at the butt end, this started to bother me In the end this one just wasn t for me.

  10. says:

    4.5 dirty minded stars My name is Ellen James Elle for short I m ornery and sarcastic, and my favorite word has four letters, starts with an F, and ends with U, C, and K I m loud, obnoxious, and inappropriately honest I have a girl crush on my yoga instructor and take pride in the fact that I can double plow I promise it s a yoga position What the actual fu k just happened I can honestly say I have never read a book like this and I mean that in a good way I ve read book after book that has a strong, funny, and foul mouthed best friend But the heroine AND the best friend.never These girls are a riot Put them together and you ve got some interesting situations to read to say the least Just when I thought they couldn t shock me , they topped themselves They could give Howard Stern a run for his money This is about Ellen James a hilarious chick with a dirty mind and an even dirtier mouth She s an ER nurse and has sworn off doctors after she caught her doctor fianc cheating on her in their bed Little does she know that surgeon Trent has just moved to town and has his eye firmly set on her He is one sexy, determined guy and pretty much ignored any feeble protests Ellen slings out She s immediately attracted to him, but is hesitant to start anything with him because 1he s a doctor And 2.he s only there temporarily to fill in and then he ll be moving back to Seattle She really can t put up much of a fight because let me just say, he s absolutely perfect for her Not too many would get her brand of sarcastic, crude humor and accept her just as she is but he loves every bit of her He laughs at her dirty jokes, he s strong and knows how to handle her in a loving way, and he is one EFFING HOT doctor God EXAMPLE 1 We re not leaving this room until I ve fucked you senseless and you have to tell me to stop making you come Because that s what I m going to do I m going to make you come and come and come and when you don t think it s possible to have another orgasm, I m going to eat that delicious pussy like it s my last fucking meal and make you come again EXAMPLE 2 Get that sexy ass naked and lying spread eagle on my bed I m starving and I know just what s on the menu Need I say One of the things I loved about this book was that with all the humor packed into every page, usually that means that the steam factor is small to nonexistent But man that is not the case here You get the best of both worldsblow you away, sexy, smoking hot sex AND humor Romantic comedies are usually cute and funny, but this one had everything I loved in a steamy read and laugh out loud humor to boot My only complaint was that in my opinion, there may have been a bit TOO many attempts at crazy and outrageous situations There was some pretty outlandish stuff happening at times But I could only take off half a star for that The story was.Phenomenal Ellen and Trent s interactions were so funny and touching You really feel like they are the perfect complement and so completely right for each other What filthy thoughts are rolling through that head of yours I have a suspicion that your cock is a superhero My face is blank, giving him zero inkling of my actual intent My cock is a superhero Trent has his poker face on, which only encourages me to continue this conversation further Yes, I know your cock is a superhero What s your superhero cock s name Dr Hammer I absolutely loved Ellen and Trent s chemistry, their sense of humor, and their sweet side What a unique, funny, and sexy read Great Debut by Ms N.A Alcorn I can t wait to read Amy s story this February I m falling in love with you too, sweetheart I know you re scared, and I know the shit that dickless douchebag put you through has you doing everything in your power to never go through something like that again, but I m not him, baby Don t run from it Fall with me Be with me, Ellie I want to give you every part of myself I want to be the reason you wake up every day with a smile on your beautiful face God, Ellie You own me You fucking have me by the balls and I don t even care.

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