Bigfoot: I Not Dead

Bigfoot: I Not Dead In His Eagerly Anticipated Follow Up To Me Write Book, Bigfoot Returns From Exile To Share His Inspiring, Hilarious, And Often Deeply Disturbing Experiences As A Misunderstood Forest Gentleman And Tragic Media Darling These Entertaining And Often Grizzly Stories Stand Not Only As A Testament To The Greatness Of The Legendary Man Beast, But Also As A Chilling Cautionary Tale Of The Downside Of A Life Of Celebrity, Cannibalism, Celebrity Cannibalism, Wanton Violence, And Lack Of Toilet Training As In Me Write Book, Full Color Glossy Spreads Depict Every Intimate, Disgusting, And Downright Insane Moment Of Bigfoot S Life Bigfoot I Not Dead Is An Unforgettable Memoir That Will Stay With Readers Long After His Foul Scent Has Dissipated

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  • Hardcover
  • 96 pages
  • Bigfoot: I Not Dead
  • Graham Roumieu
  • English
  • 10 April 2019
  • 9780452289567

10 thoughts on “Bigfoot: I Not Dead

  1. says:

    It s been a few years since our pal s first memoir He s gotten a bit mellow, a bit introspective.Ah, Bigfoot poetry in your heart, entrails in your hand Still, I think it s safe to say that Bigfoot has never known the luxury of an unexpressed thought He has opinions on everything from self improvement Be Oscar Wilde of woods to wolverines Those bastard crazy to global warming Bigfoot have warn you for years but no one listen Al Gore get Nobel Prize, Bigfoot get tasered in shower at mental hospital.In one poignant section, our beastly buddy talks frankly about his garbage addiction Start out just recreational Was at party with raccoons and they offer some.You ll also learn why Bigfoot is your best bet for Spirit Animal Eagle stuck up, wolf a nut licker, bear a drunk.And once again, he get s his Rod McKuen on in a forest poetry slam.HOT DOGSHow Bigfoot loveOrgan meat in tubeTell me, that testes I taste Dinner bell a ringin Oh no can get enoughGood eatz Spicy face meatz This one probably not as funny as first book, but it Bigfoot You buy Buy now

  2. says:

    I was laughing so hard at this book that my girlfriend started making fun of me Short, weird little vignettes, written by Bigfoot himself, complete with illustrations that look as if they were drawn by a hyperactive and emotionally disturbed 8 year old It only takes 30 minutes to read this, but man, is it worth it

  3. says:

    this book is awesome it s a collection of essays and aphorisms penned by bigfoot in an attempt to have people understand him on a personal level it s hard to express the subtle humor of this book so i ll give you a little taste of what it s all about here s what bigfoot has to say to the haters in a piece titled haters haters Bigfoot have a lot of critic People go around and gossip bad about me Say I a thug, that I evil to core, that I crass, perverted monster Really they just jealous, Bigfoot live free, do whatever want If Bigfoot want pay thousands dollars an hour to huck hot dog at beautiful women in unicorn costume who has right to stop Bigfoot Maybe me did sell out, become too materialistic, but if you ain t dancing in unicorn costume or handing Bigfoot hot dogs, get the hell out of me face ain t that the truth the illustrations are amazing too crazy watercolor bigfoot.

  4. says:

    This book is not for the faint of heart Bigfoot is not above smashing some heads in.Told in a set of two page spread memoirs with no, that I could tell, unifying theme other than that of Bigfoot s characterization It s hilarious and as often as not it s in a cringe worthy, un PC way Really, this is the only way to describe it, with quotes from the book How many times I have explain I pee over there, over there and over there Technically make it Bigfoot territory Q Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up Parents say he sleeping in box in ground in bakc garden Suzie, Ag 9, Toronto, CanadaA Actually Suzie Guinea pig dead and Bigfoot already dig up and eat If want back Bigfoot probably poop out bones and fur ni day or so Very delicious, raise him right, he taste like love Graham Roumieu, Bigfoot I Not DeadAs you can see, it s pretty grade school humor so, if you re not above poop and pee jokes, you might like it.3.5 out of 5 Stars recommended

  5. says:

    if want truth, Bigfoot have bad days too Not always feel like rainbow and sparkle inside when feeling blue always find good belly laugh and beat something to death brighten day think, not so much helpless victim rather, Moist Towelette For the Soul tm Bigfoot tells hard hitting truths about life in the forest bear is a drunk , fame, media exploitation if go to casting call and producer ask you take off clothes, that not normal , violence, loneliness, and bloody murder for sport The drawings are at least half of the humor, and there are several pages where the punch line is the telling blood and gore of another Bigfoot kill.So first, my kid read this book He read at least half of it out loud to me Then he read it again, howling outrageously even though I had a headache This made me bitter toward this tiny tome, Bigfoot s third book, actually It took me several days to crack the cover, and then I devoured it quickly I read half of it out loud to my wife who may have had a headache, and might possibly become bitter toward it , and then I read it again to myself, giggling inappropriately at the funniest parts Then my wife asked me to keep it for a few days so she could read it The family that reads this book together. enjoys blood, poop, and mythological creatures What Bigfoot want in special lady is for to be nice to Bigfoot Tell story, sing song, comb Bigfoot hair and say Shhh it OK Maybe also say dirty thing Like lady with clean credit record and filthy mouth Tell me you fart in me hand and I yours forever, sexy.

  6. says:

    With all of my reading of children s chapter books this summer, I just really needed a palate cleanser, if you will, and Bigfoot I Not Dead just really filled the bill It is so deeply inappropriate and just so hilarious that the 20 minutes I spent reading it were the favorite minutes of that day If you need to get out of a funk, read this and enter the funky miasma that is Bigfoot s life.

  7. says:

    Now THAT S some funny.Somewhere on the list of the best feelings in the world there has to be Going to the library, picking up something up on a whim and striking book gold It s like magic for my eyes Occasionally obscene magic, and at times poo poo humor magic, but magic nonetheless.

  8. says:

    Vol III I guess I ve lived three times, now that I ve read this third volume of the autobiography of Bigfoot.

  9. says:

    An entertaining and quick read and a good gift for those in your life who enjoy a little off color comedy.

  10. says:

    I know what I ll be getting folks for Christmas

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