Danger is everywhere

Danger is everywhereThis Fully Illustrated, Totally Wacky Handbook Is About An Everyman Who Is Afraid Of Everything Dr Noel Zone, The Greatest And Only Dangerologist In The World, Is Ready To Teach Readers How To Avoid Danger At All Costs From Sneaky Snakes Posing As Toothbrushes, To Sharks Hiding In Toilets, To Robots Disguised As Kindly Grandmas After All, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE, And We Need To Be Prepared With Art On Every Page, This Hilarious And Truly Creative Handbook Will Have Readers Laughing Out Loud Very Safely From Start To Finish

David Nicholas O Doherty born 18 December 1975 in Dublin, Ireland is a Perrier Award winning Irish stand up comedian, author, musician, actor and playwright His stand up has won two awards at the Edinburgh Fringe, Best Newcomer first of all and the if.comedy award in 2008 for his show Let s Comedy He has been nominated twice for his work at the festival O Doherty has also written a child

[Ebook] ➥ Danger is everywhere Author David O'Doherty – Stockbag.info
  • Hardcover
  • 256 pages
  • Danger is everywhere
  • David O'Doherty
  • English
  • 16 March 2019
  • 9780316299305

10 thoughts on “Danger is everywhere

  1. says:

    Dear Docter Noel Zone Ordinarily I d side eye those who deliberately choose to misspell a word But in your case, you gave yourself the first name of Docter, spelled that way to distinguish yourself from others, because you are a Level 5 Dangerologist.However, there are some obvious gaps in your knowledge of danger I refer specifically to your garden, which is all bricks and concrete because you find them safer than common garden features But holy freaking cabbages, Noel, are you just trolling us You know what s pretty darned dangerous Bricks and concrete If one should fall, at best you d be bruised, but at worst you could bang your head and that won t end well.Also, Noel, we need to talk about your fondness of cabbages Mate, they are nowhere near as awesome as you think they are Now, I m okay to agree to disagree, but I can t help but wonder if your cabbage fancy is put on After all, your neighbour grows and sells cabbages, and you eat a heckload of them, which leads me to believe you re just using cabbages to get to Gretelwhom you re not comfortable talking to, because you like her.So are you into cabbages because they re Gretel s livelihood Or do you like Gretel because she runs the cabbage trade Or do you like Gretel because she seems to be the only female around And, Noel, you seem to solve all your problems by dancing Mate, do you have any idea how dangerous dancing is It s freaking dangerous You can trip, or hit someone, or at least cause some emotional trauma to those who witness the occasion Not cool, Noel Not cool.You did well to include The Emergency Page Of Calm, though much appreciated And though I shouldn t laugh at your unfortunate predicament of living near the zoo, wherein giraffes chew your letters of complaint , I loved the page 72 73 spread STOP STARING AT ME, GIRAFFES YOU WEIRD STRETCHY HORSES Kind regards,Docter Tez Miller Level 1 Dangerologist P.S Always a delight to have your neighbour, David O Doherty, at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival every year

  2. says:

    S ch h i nh m nh ng style m nh th ch n n 5 sao Thanh kiu n m h ng Sau khi c th m nh bi t Gretel xinh h n trong s ch v nhi u Xin c m n.Thoy s a l i cho 4 sao v kh c sau h i nh m.

  3. says:

    It s a great Nd hilarious my mom even laughed at some of the jokes Stop staring at me giraffe you weird stretchy horses

  4. says:

    This book was CRAAAZYYY P

  5. says:

    This book is about how you keep safe from absolutely incredibly not dangerous things I loved it so much because of how he uses his imagination.

  6. says:

    Danger is Everywhere was one of those books that would have been much better if I d read it physical or Kindle instead of listened to it All things considered the narrator did a good job, but there s only so many acronyms one can keep straight without actually looking at the book Not only that, the book had a definite voice to it, but the narration was just a little too much It would have been much better if it had been an annoying voice in my head instead an annoying voice in my ear and it was definitely supposed to be annoying in a silly kind of way.The premise of the book is clever and the examples and chapters are very funny Part of the humor is how serious the book takes itself But as I said earlier,the narration kind of killed it, and I couldn t stick with it without getting a headache Maybe one day I ll become a Dangeroligist but I ll have to get a paperback.

  7. says:

    C ng c t nguy hi m nh ng v c t ra nguy hi m cho n n c ng v sau c ng nh t L u l u.

  8. says:

    N t v d th ng S ch c a tr con M nh ch i tr ng b i n n mua cu n n y v c n 50 trang u v n kh ng hi u g M i sau m i h i hi u hi u Gi m n m t r i th t H h

  9. says:

    Did not finish.Read about 40 pages and couldn t handle it any .Just wasn t funny to me and kept essentially repeating itself.Tiresome.

  10. says:

    SO MUCH FUN to share while on a school visit The kids LOVED this one Completely weird and awesome.

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